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THE AIR COUNTER Defining characteristics: Can't remember his score without reliving every shot in detail.

Favourite expression: "One in the pond, two drop, three back in the pond.

"I've got some good news and some bad news for you.

The bad is your baby is ginger, the good news is it's stillborn".

Four I had that funky lie in the bunker and left it in the bunker"... Favourite expression: "A few beers will loosen up that swing!

THE FRAT BOY Defining characteristics: Unable to fathom a round of golf without a steady stream of adult beverages. " CIGAR GUY Defining characteristics: The easiest golfer to locate on the course thanks to waft of smoke trailing behind him.

Not as sympathetic: When he announces his ball somehow stayed in bounds - with a clear shot to the green!

Favourite expression: "Better to be lucky than good!

When driving a cart, always blows past your ball and heads directly to his. " YARDAGE BOOK GUY Defining characteristics: Has to walk off every blade of grass before hitting.