And I mean, the great looking ones, like the really high caliber studs? But guys like you never flirt with me because you get scared that maybe you should be with a girl like me. This goes on for awhile longer, as Vanessa pushes him further and further.

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Louis van Gaal is facing the sack at Manchester United if the club lose to Stoke City or Chelsea during the festive fixture period.

With United suffering a third successive defeat against Norwich City at Old Trafford on Saturday, Van Gaal is under mounting pressure, with the club hierarchy aware of growing discontent within the playing squad and increasing frustrations among the supporters, a minority of whom chanted the name of Jose Mourinho during the 2-1 loss to Alex Neil’s team.

But at the end Monday night’s episode of his FX comedy, “Louie,” things got pretty intense in a very long scene, as guest star Sarah Baker delivered a mesmerizing speech about life as “a fat girl.” (Video below.) In the episode, (titled “So Did the Fat Lady,” written by C.

has become famous for heaving brutally honest truths at his audience, wrapped in some wry, philosophical life observations that usually wind up in hilarity.

Later, the two genuinely hit it off, and while riffing about how difficult it is to date, Vanessa remarks, “Try dating in New York in your early 30’s as a fat girl.” Louie immediately looks uncomfortable and responds, “Well, you’re not” — at which point Vanessa’s face falls. ‘You’re not fat.'” Vanessa continues: “And the worst part is I’m not even supposed to do this.

On behalf of all the fat girls, I’m making you represent all the guys. What is it about the basics of human happiness – you know, feeling attractive, feeling loved, having guys chase after us – that’s just not in the cards for us?

K.) Baker played Vanessa, a totally charming (and yes, overweight) waitress who asked Louie out.

Initially he said no, until she finally won him over by offering him expensive hockey tickets. “You know what the meanest thing you can say to a fat girl? At this point, Vanessa unleashes an unexpectedly lengthy, powerful monologue: Tell anyone how bad it sucks because it’s too much for people. You can talk into the microphone and say you can’t get a date, you’re overweight. But if I say it, they call the suicide hotline on me.

If I was a “very really beautiful” then you would have said yes when I asked you out.