The tagline can showcase your wit, a love of poetry, sense of humor, a romantic or philosophical nature, etc.

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Now imagine you’re the guy on the other end of the mouse - you know - the hot one you were just peeking at.

I know you’re just glancing at the pictures in the catalog, but don’t the Headlines make you want to Click?

• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.

• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!

Some we created ourselves, and others we borrowed from dating headlines on the web.

We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible.Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complex. All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines.But this is great news for OUR readers, because you are now going to stand out as a creative and clever person amongst the yawners, oddballs, and desperadoes. We had to stop ourselves, because they just went on and on.There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart.Too bad most of them are blowing a great opportunity to grab your attention, and make you want to dig deeper.Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what's gone?