Most of the time, I love celebrity engagement announcements.But this morning when I heard that Jesse James and Kat Von D were going to tie the knot, I got angry. I instantly felt disgusted towards Jesse, empathetic towards Sandra Bullock and disappointed by star Kat Von D.

James tweeted that he was dating Casey, but quickly removed it when he was getting a massive number of “hate tweets.” Kat Von D recently split with Jesse James saying, “I love Jesse, but he’s horrible in bed.” Kat is now back with Nikki Sixx.

Jesse denies that he is bad in bed, but his ex-girlfriends have all confirmed it.

If fidelity-challenged Jesse, 41, wants to join Twitter so he can profess his “undying” love for Kat Von D, 28, if he wants to tell everyone 2010 has been great because he “fell in love with his best friend”, fine. And don’t get me started on the example he’s setting for his children, who have had to endure multiple step-mothers.

Kat Von D and Jesse James are dating, they confirmed Thursday night in West Hollywood. The couple held hands and smooched a few times, posed for pictures and then -- as he'd done during awards season with his future ex-wife -- Jesse stepped away from the cameras so Kat could pose alone, E! Kat told People they knew it was a match "when we both realized how nerdy we were." She says James is only her ninth boyfriend, and made the point that "I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love." For his part, James appears to have had nowhere near nine girlfriends while he was married to Sandra Bullock, so, um, that's nice.

“He’s barely six inches and he has no idea what to do with it,” said Janine Lindemulder, who was recently arrested for sexual harassment.

Casey revealed she met Jesse when she meeting with producers about her new reality show. The two met in an office in Beverly Hills and within two hours they were at the Beverly Wilshire “getting it on.” Jose Baez, Casey’s attorney and now manager, confirmed that the two are a couple and that Casey is very, very happy with Jesse.

How long do you think the Jesse James-Casey Anthony union will last?

On Monday (July 25) came the not entirely unexpected news that reality TV tattoo queen Kat Von D and Jesse James — the erstwhile “Monster Garage” host who and Sandra Bullock ex — had split, bringing an end to their short engagement.

Other musical artists that Von D lists among her favorites include Lemmy Kilmister, The Mars Volta and Selena.

Von D was referred to in the Eagles of Death Metal song "High Voltage", which was named after her shop and is featured on their third album, Heart On.

But this is just kind of like a picture-driven outline of my career as an artist.