"You're as good at dancing as you are at everything else you do," said judge Graham Norton, as a nation struggled to gauge his precise sarcasm level.Kane was clear winner, possibly of the entire competition, but it was less certain who'd finish second.

Byrne and breakdancing Brown can consider himself unlucky.

Instead, a man dressed as a woman and a woman dressed as a man dressed as a woman went through. Well, over the next fortnight, we can look forward to these Lycra-clad delights…

The weeks leading up to Red Nose Day are a trying time.

They are full of exhortations to sponsor colleagues for this zany stunt, join in with that madcap activity, do some other annoying thing possibly involving Lenny Henry.

" width="675" height="501" / Ladbrokes reckons Caroline’s chances of coming back to the job are pretty good.

They’re offering odds of 4/1 that the Strictly winner will be offered the job – and there’s every chance she’ll take it.

Already familiar with the format and the games, he was the natural choice for the UK version and is well placed to keep Joe and Caroline in line!

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Adrian Edmondson: Has reality TV form, after coming second in Hell's Kitchen. Joe Swash & Caroline Flack: Too "ITV2" for primetime Beeb.

An "80s supergroup" (their phrase, I suspect) of Toyah Wilcox, Clare Grogan, Chesney Hawkes and Limahl: Presumably plucked straight off the student ball circuit. So I'm predicting Fielding, Edmondson or current hot favourite Kane "FTW" (it's internet for "for the win", apparently).

Noel Fielding: The Boosh star, Buzzcocks captain and official hipster mascot is best-placed to provide a challenge to Kane. Andi Osho, Marcus Brigstocke and Lee Nelson: Three more comedians blatantly hoping for the Webb/Hound career-boost factor.